1 00:00:09,400 --> 00:00:13,640 THE TEACHER 2 00:00:22,640 --> 00:00:26,960 How everything fits together 3 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:34,360 Sex lectures by Carl Linnaeus. 4 00:00:34,520 --> 00:00:41,680 Ejaculation begins gradually in the 14th year, - 5 00:00:41,840 --> 00:00:46,800 - when men begin to love, - 6 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:53,680 - and continues until the 50th to 60th year, - 7 00:00:53,840 --> 00:00:57,720 - where it ends. 8 00:00:57,880 --> 00:01:03,640 When the semen begins to flow, - 9 00:01:03,800 --> 00:01:10,800 - begins the hair around the pleasure organs also to grow, - 10 00:01:10,960 --> 00:01:15,560 - the breasts begin to swell, - 11 00:01:15,720 --> 00:01:20,440 - and the voice changes even more. 12 00:01:20,600 --> 00:01:26,760 Both sexes move naturally against an association, - 13 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:32,520 - where they previously barely noticed to the difference between each other. 14 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,920 - That's it now. - Are you sure? 15 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,920 - Yes. - Absolutely sure? Abuse is prosecuted. 16 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:06,400 - I don't care about that. - Two centimeters? Should we check? 17 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:15,360 - Now you have to see. - We can't make it. 18 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:22,200 We must have peace and quiet. The control postponed until the next recess. 19 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:35,760 - What did you say his name was? - Rise. 20 00:02:39,600 --> 00:02:42,200 He looks good. 21 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:51,160 - Do you live in the same property? - Even in the same corridor. 22 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:55,000 Mikael Bengtsson. 23 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:58,200 - Orvar Bergmark. - Groan-Orvar. 24 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,560 - What have you? - Groan-Orvar. 25 00:03:02,760 --> 00:03:06,160 It must be Stønne-Orvar, if it's supposed to be fun. 26 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:10,560 Isidor Blecker. 27 00:03:12,840 --> 00:03:18,720 - How far did he say it was? - How far did he say it was? 28 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:22,600 - Bengt Dahlström. - How far is it? 29 00:03:22,760 --> 00:03:26,280 Roger Hanson. 30 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,760 Kristen Kristensson. 31 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:35,240 Bo Larsson. Lars Larsson. 32 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,000 Sune Malmberg. 33 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,440 Sture Mårtensson. 34 00:03:49,600 --> 00:03:51,920 Albert Nilsson. 35 00:03:52,080 --> 00:03:55,600 I was a duke for Möllerström. Can I be a douche now too? 36 00:03:55,760 --> 00:04:00,360 Yes, then you and I have to keep track in class together. 37 00:04:00,520 --> 00:04:04,960 - It will probably work. - Helge Persson. 38 00:04:06,280 --> 00:04:10,240 - Stig Santesson. - The Stockholmer. 39 00:04:10,400 --> 00:04:14,800 - The Stockholmer. Are you from Stockholm? - Yes, until two years ago. 40 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:20,760 I was too until three days ago. 41 00:04:21,520 --> 00:04:27,360 My name is Viola J: son Gryter. I write it on the board. 42 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,840 Some ladies piss when they come. 43 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:38,640 What did you say they do? 44 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:41,600 Piss when they come. 45 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:46,080 Why? 46 00:04:46,240 --> 00:04:49,280 It's completely open in there. 47 00:04:51,920 --> 00:04:55,760 It is wide open. 48 00:04:56,640 --> 00:05:00,680 I guess they forgot to go to the toilet before. 49 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:06,040 Don't you understand something? The dick is still in there. 50 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:10,960 - Maybe when they come a lot. - Presumably. 51 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:19,760 I hope we will get along well in this spring semester. 52 00:05:19,920 --> 00:05:25,080 - Are you only going to be here for one semester? - We'll see. Take out your books. 53 00:05:33,400 --> 00:05:38,240 - Bring the proof, Isse. - It must be two centimeters. 54 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:42,520 - Is he stuck in the fly? - We don't have all day. 55 00:05:46,280 --> 00:05:49,920 - Fully approved. - Is it two centimeters? 56 00:05:50,080 --> 00:05:54,120 - He's damn right. - 28 twenty-five euros. 57 00:05:54,280 --> 00:05:58,160 - That's right. - Stop, it's cheating. 58 00:05:58,320 --> 00:06:02,760 - He is a Jew, after all. It does not apply. - Doesn't that apply? 59 00:06:02,920 --> 00:06:07,400 They have much stronger hair growth than us. It's cheating. 60 00:06:07,560 --> 00:06:13,880 I haven't cheated. See for yourself. Two centimeters. What else? 61 00:06:14,040 --> 00:06:17,160 - It's not that, Isse. - So what? 62 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:20,080 - You are Jewish. - And so what? 63 00:06:20,240 --> 00:06:25,560 It does not apply. You have a lot stronger strands of hair than we have. 64 00:06:25,720 --> 00:06:29,320 Outside the totalizer. If he were a horse. 65 00:06:33,040 --> 00:06:38,320 - You didn't say anything about that before. - No, but that's how it is now. 66 00:06:47,280 --> 00:06:51,000 Wait, Issa. You must have the twenty-five ears back. 67 00:06:51,160 --> 00:06:54,840 - What for twenty-five cents? - The effort. 68 00:06:55,000 --> 00:07:00,440 - If he is not allowed to join. - He knew it from the start. 69 00:07:01,280 --> 00:07:05,160 - What did he know from the start? - That he was Jewish. 70 00:07:05,320 --> 00:07:10,680 He can only look at himself in the mirror. The proboscis fills the entire mirror image. 71 00:07:10,840 --> 00:07:16,120 Let go for this time. Give him the twenty-five ear. 72 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:19,680 You should be grateful for that. 73 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:28,720 "He came like a storm on an April evening and had a mug in a strap around his neck." 74 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:32,200 Who was it that came? It starts with C. 75 00:07:32,360 --> 00:07:36,760 - It's been five. - She's looking. I have three more. 76 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:39,800 You don't have any. At most one. 77 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:43,320 He is the stormy one. 78 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:49,000 - Are you sleeping? The air is full of flies. - His name was Carlsson. 79 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:53,520 - We look at the sentence again. - To the left. 80 00:08:08,240 --> 00:08:10,560 Thank you for today. 81 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:26,400 Sit down. Was your name Stig? 82 00:08:33,040 --> 00:08:38,160 The fact that I haven't shouted out loud, may have led you to believe, - 83 00:08:38,320 --> 00:08:44,760 - that I haven't noticed your little quirks. 84 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:49,800 It couldn't be more wrong. Common chewing gum is not healthy. 85 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:55,040 It promotes infections. The note that went around. 86 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:59,560 But I'm thinking of letting you continue with your thesis. 87 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:04,840 I never considered the fly to be a utility animal. 88 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:09,880 I don't know how many you have killed, but I'm impressed. 89 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:13,480 - There must have been one you didn't hit. - It was two. 90 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:18,720 There was one behind the widow's son in Nain, and then there was another who… 91 00:09:18,880 --> 00:09:24,760 You must stay and clean at the place of execution. 92 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:31,040 How? Is it fine with water? or should soap also be used? 93 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:34,720 Use your imagination. 94 00:09:38,520 --> 00:09:42,480 - And then the note. - What kind of note? 95 00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:47,680 - The note that went around the class. - I don't know where it went. 96 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,320 Right back pocket. 97 00:09:57,400 --> 00:10:00,640 Would you please read aloud? 98 00:10:03,400 --> 00:10:07,120 I'm just the ear. 99 00:10:12,200 --> 00:10:16,520 - I can't, miss. - Can we suddenly not read anymore? 100 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:20,160 Yeah... 101 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:23,200 But it won't work, miss. 102 00:10:33,920 --> 00:10:38,760 How many times does the dick go in and out during normal intercourse? 103 00:10:38,920 --> 00:10:41,760 Reward for correct answer! 104 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:54,560 I think those gentlemen have an excessive perception of male potency. 105 00:10:55,400 --> 00:11:01,240 All answers, possibly except Olle's, is pure wishful thinking. 106 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:08,080 - The flies. - What? 107 00:11:08,760 --> 00:11:11,200 That one for example. 108 00:11:29,800 --> 00:11:34,360 - Then all the bodies have been removed, miss. - There is also one there. 109 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:57,200 - Well, goodbye. - Good evening. 110 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,360 Sigh. 111 00:13:29,280 --> 00:13:31,040 Say! 112 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:35,640 - Now don't hang your hat on the moose. - Where is Sigge? 113 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:43,160 I heard he was on leave, but then Kalle came with a new message. 114 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,960 "Postponed indefinitely." I had made brown beans. 115 00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:50,880 - Was there a letter? - It's under the mermaid. 116 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,560 The mermaid. 117 00:13:54,600 --> 00:13:58,720 - Save the batteries, mom. - Extra news broadcast. 118 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:04,320 The German troops west of Stalingrad have suffered heavy losses ... 119 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:10,640 He has lost a kilo, but is still too thick for welterweight. 120 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:13,680 Are you going to a party? You have papillotes in it. 121 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:18,480 I wanted to look nice for Sigge's sake. 122 00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:21,120 - How much too thick? - Two. 123 00:14:21,280 --> 00:14:24,600 - Kilo or ton? - Tone. 124 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:28,280 The limit is at 67. 125 00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:31,720 Was there a fight tomorrow, should he meet Carlström. 126 00:14:31,880 --> 00:14:36,640 - Is it Strong Arvid? - Yes, he is the worst in the whole army. 127 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:43,480 In other words... Every bite is a safety hazard. 128 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:52,960 "Application for transfer for underwater service not treated." 129 00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:57,880 - It must be "treated". - Submarine? 130 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:00,920 He panics in an elevator. 131 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:10,240 I just have to go upstairs. 132 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:16,400 - I'm a bit busy. - Yes, you are going to the cinema. 133 00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:19,760 I have to. I'm late for it. 134 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:53,280 chocolate, pastilles, cream balls. 135 00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:59,160 Come, let's go. Leave something for the museum. 136 00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:04,520 - Boys, boys. - Do you know this one? 137 00:16:04,680 --> 00:16:09,080 Music music music music occasionally needed 138 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:15,960 Technical accident. I sell chocolate in the meantime. 139 00:16:16,120 --> 00:16:18,400 We want movies. 140 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:22,680 First, the movie is delayed, and then it breaks. 141 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,440 What kind of cinema is this? 142 00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:28,880 - Nobody wants chocolate? - I would like that. 143 00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:33,920 - You candy mouth! - Don't buy anything. 144 00:16:35,040 --> 00:16:38,280 - Do you want it all? - Hurry up. 145 00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:42,040 - Are there more? - No, now start the movie. 146 00:16:53,520 --> 00:16:58,640 This is the last time I'll help you. You must learn to be on time. 147 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:03,720 - If Pettersson had appeared... - Then I was finished as a candy seller. 148 00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:08,680 I don't want to lose my job just because you pop... 149 00:17:15,320 --> 00:17:18,280 Put on the hat. 150 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:24,080 If Petterson comes and you don't wearing the hat, you'll get into trouble. 151 00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,320 Good boy. 152 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:41,320 Then they hold orgies. 153 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:46,760 - Orgies. - I've heard it. What is it? 154 00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:51,760 It is when several people are together. 155 00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:56,040 - I said when several people are together. - Yes. 156 00:17:56,200 --> 00:18:02,680 - Is it the same as a worm farm? - What is a worm farm? 157 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:07,760 - The same as those who... - Orgies. 158 00:18:10,360 --> 00:18:13,280 - Orgies. - Shut up now. 159 00:18:18,600 --> 00:18:22,440 - He is also domestic. Congratulations. - Actually, he is. 160 00:18:22,600 --> 00:18:26,480 - He always empties the bin. - What about the carpets? 161 00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:31,320 - What do you mean? - Does he also help with the carpets? 162 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,040 All the time. 163 00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:38,320 You probably sit by the window a lot. 164 00:18:43,200 --> 00:18:47,680 You know what we forgot? - Language teaching. 165 00:18:56,000 --> 00:19:00,520 - Aasen, Norway. - There he is. 166 00:19:00,680 --> 00:19:07,200 We have many listeners on Thursdays. A few of us are sitting here, - 167 00:19:07,360 --> 00:19:12,360 - and then many thousands listen to us all over the Nordics. 168 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:18,120 And then many thousands listen to us all over the Nordics. 169 00:19:18,280 --> 00:19:21,960 Us who are here, and the listeners in Sweden, - 170 00:19:22,120 --> 00:19:26,120 - Denmark, Norway, Finland and elsewhere. 171 00:19:26,280 --> 00:19:29,720 Us who are here and the listeners in Denmark, - 172 00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,960 - Sweden, Norway, Finland and elsewhere. 173 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:38,560 - What do you think? - You will get better. It will probably work. 174 00:19:47,480 --> 00:19:50,280 - Say. - Hello. 175 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:53,760 - How long are you staying? - Only until tomorrow. 176 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:59,000 - You didn't buy a ticket, did you? - No. The ticket girl liked the navy. 177 00:19:59,160 --> 00:20:04,080 - She is Danish. - Do you still have surface water service? 178 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:08,360 I didn't pass the test but I'll take it again. 179 00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:11,120 I want to go under the water. 180 00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:17,160 Just imagine the thin steel between yourself and the cold water. 181 00:20:17,320 --> 00:20:19,880 Cheek to cheek with death. 182 00:20:20,040 --> 00:20:23,520 Can you imagine something better? 183 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:28,440 No, that sounds cool. As long as you don't suffer from claustrophobia. 184 00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:31,960 - Claustro ... - Phobia. 185 00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,920 - Fear of elevators. - I don't suffer from a fear of lifts. 186 00:20:37,080 --> 00:20:41,120 I've never seen you in an elevator. You always take the stairs, - 187 00:20:41,280 --> 00:20:44,280 - and there are no stairs in a submarine. 188 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:52,240 There she is. It's her. 189 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:06,880 Do you become after the nine performance, so we can be followed home? 190 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:32,920 - Is dad home? - Think about it. Hats off to the moose? 191 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:36,840 - You can see there. - Points for that. 192 00:21:51,800 --> 00:21:55,240 - Help now. - When will you learn to undress? 193 00:21:58,520 --> 00:22:01,520 I didn't say you're home. 194 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:06,680 They will be surprised tomorrow morning. 195 00:22:06,840 --> 00:22:11,240 what are you doing There is blackout. 196 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:16,120 - I guess you should think about that. - Yes, yes, yes. 197 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:32,720 - When is the final? - They never tell anything. 198 00:22:34,680 --> 00:22:38,160 They don't say anything until the last second. 199 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,320 As long as they don't cheat me for Strong Arvid. 200 00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,040 I want revenge on him. 201 00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:54,400 It depends on his transfer. They can't take boxing into account. 202 00:23:23,160 --> 00:23:26,560 Now you feel at home. 203 00:23:28,680 --> 00:23:31,680 What did you think of Lone? 204 00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:36,200 What? What were you talking about? 205 00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:42,720 She said a whole lot. 206 00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:47,760 I don't usually find Danish difficult, but I didn't understand a word. 207 00:23:47,920 --> 00:23:52,320 It was probably a dialect. Northern Jutland or something like that. 208 00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,080 Say? 209 00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:06,280 Imagine if she said that she had syphilis. 210 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:45,880 I just had to look up a word. 211 00:24:46,720 --> 00:24:53,720 I used to do that when we had teacher Möllerström. 212 00:24:55,440 --> 00:24:59,760 - What kind of word? - All words I don't know. 213 00:24:59,920 --> 00:25:04,400 Our lexicons at home are thin. It doesn't say much. 214 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:08,920 - I understand. What kind of word? - What word now? 215 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:15,240 The miss means now? 216 00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,920 - Mediocre. - Even. 217 00:25:19,080 --> 00:25:23,600 - Then you don't have to look up. - Thank you. 218 00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:32,240 Are there more words? 219 00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:37,000 No, I wanted to see if there was anything more. 220 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:44,800 Reach? What did it say? 221 00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:51,800 "Mediocre, from Latin mediocris. 222 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:58,960 Mediocre. Mediocrity, mediocrity. 223 00:25:59,120 --> 00:26:01,800 Work of no particular value.” 224 00:26:01,960 --> 00:26:06,680 I didn't know that the noun was called mediocrity. 225 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:10,320 You learn something new every day. 226 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:51,480 Goodbye. 227 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:22,400 - When will it be back? - Before five. He's going fishing tonight. 228 00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:42,680 How is the turtle today? 229 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,200 Thanks for asking. 230 00:29:43,560 --> 00:29:49,960 - What do you want, Albert? - I don't know if you can stay here. 231 00:29:50,120 --> 00:29:52,760 It's alright. 232 00:29:54,640 --> 00:29:57,240 - Goodbye. - Goodbye. 233 00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:06,800 - What is he doing? - He looks up a word. 234 00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:50,560 - What is Sticko doing? - What the hell are you doing? 235 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:20,320 Since Albert hasn't come back, may someone else help with the cards. 236 00:31:37,760 --> 00:31:39,840 - Whoa. - Whoa. 237 00:31:46,400 --> 00:31:49,520 Now I'm going to help you. 238 00:31:57,080 --> 00:32:00,440 It was the math teacher. 239 00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:41,840 - What number was it? - 62. 240 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:22,840 - It wasn't rubella. - It was good. Sit down. 241 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:35,400 It is probably best that Stig does it. He knows where it should be. 242 00:34:35,560 --> 00:34:41,560 That is the duke's job. The visit with the nurse was force majeure. 243 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,240 You probably have to say that. 244 00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:11,200 - Can you see anything? - No. 245 00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,120 Sit down. It's not the first time planes are coming. 246 00:35:17,280 --> 00:35:22,440 - It's a flying fortress. - Sit down. 247 00:35:22,600 --> 00:35:25,840 Plexiglas on the way. 248 00:35:37,960 --> 00:35:40,800 Move! 249 00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:48,800 - How many are there? - Five. 250 00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:54,240 It's called plexiglass. You can cut it with a knife. 251 00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:05,360 - Are there any bullet holes? - Isn't there someone on your tail? 252 00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:08,400 Hold up. 253 00:36:13,720 --> 00:36:19,120 - What is there? You look sick. - Nothing. I'm not sick. 254 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:25,840 Yes, maybe I am. Yes. 255 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:31,080 - May I feel? - I'd better go home to bed. 256 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:38,120 - It's my bike! - You get it back tomorrow! 257 00:37:05,080 --> 00:37:08,800 - Have I made a mistake? - No, you have not made a mistake. 258 00:37:47,320 --> 00:37:52,760 We'll take it again. You must not come unannounced. My husband can be at home. 259 00:37:52,920 --> 00:37:57,920 You said he had a car. What brand is it? 260 00:37:58,080 --> 00:38:01,280 American. There's a deer on the cooler. 261 00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:04,440 - A Dodge. What color? - Blue. 262 00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:08,520 A tone darker than your eyes. 263 00:38:08,680 --> 00:38:12,240 - He usually parks it in the yard. - Then I'll look there. 264 00:38:12,440 --> 00:38:16,560 It's not that simple. Sometimes he parks on the street. 265 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:20,400 What kind of street? There are four streets. 266 00:38:20,560 --> 00:38:24,040 Then you have to look at all four, for hell. 267 00:38:24,200 --> 00:38:28,560 A hint. When he is at home, sits he is often in the kitchen listening to music. 268 00:38:28,720 --> 00:38:32,760 Classical. Do you hear Beethoven, access is prohibited. 269 00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:35,800 Take the back stairs just in case. 270 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:39,280 I never listen to music. I am tone deaf. 271 00:38:39,440 --> 00:38:42,640 But some signals do get through. 272 00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:25,960 What kind of subject? 273 00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:31,320 - Do you get extra lessons in? - English. 274 00:40:36,880 --> 00:40:40,120 I would... We have been drinking juice. 275 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:47,360 Or I drank juice, and the miss drank coffee. 276 00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:50,440 I just wanted to wipe the glasses. 277 00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:57,160 I have to go to work. 278 00:41:02,720 --> 00:41:06,400 - Now you have to listen. - What? 279 00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:11,880 - What? - Aunt Bertha has broken her leg. 280 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:14,880 She benefits from that. 281 00:41:15,760 --> 00:41:22,040 Take it easy with the extra lessons. The kid was a pure nervous wreck. 282 00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,920 Whoever comes first must be at the bottom. 283 00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:51,160 Come on... Come on. 284 00:41:53,760 --> 00:41:58,040 You don't have to be afraid. 285 00:41:58,200 --> 00:42:00,600 Come on. 286 00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:09,120 So miss, what did the stockholmer do? 287 00:43:09,280 --> 00:43:10,400 No. 288 00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:16,600 When I took the card down, he pushed me into the wall. 289 00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:21,400 - Then he left with the card. - We'll talk about that later. 290 00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:11,280 Where did I buy it? I bought it in London. 291 00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:15,240 I just managed to equip myself, before it was too late. 292 00:44:15,400 --> 00:44:20,640 It was the last time father left. He sat there in his chair. 293 00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:24,840 The cars had to wait, as we wheeled across Bond Street. 294 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:28,280 The Rolls-Royces and Bentleys. 295 00:44:28,440 --> 00:44:33,720 Dad laughed just once. Just once, and then the war came. 296 00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:38,920 Not talking about dad. Not talking about dad. 297 00:44:39,960 --> 00:44:44,760 - You are the one talking about your father. - It is a habit in intimate moments. 298 00:44:47,720 --> 00:44:51,520 Tell about your father. I want to know everything about you. 299 00:44:51,680 --> 00:44:54,480 What is he doing? 300 00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,240 He is a moose hunter. 301 00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:02,640 Seasonal worker? 302 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:07,800 - It's only in autumn. - That is why we are so poor. 303 00:45:07,960 --> 00:45:13,080 No, he is a private driver for directors and such. 304 00:45:13,240 --> 00:45:19,120 He shot a moose once, but he says he put it down. 305 00:45:19,280 --> 00:45:25,720 He had to drive some nobles out to their hunting grounds. 306 00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:31,440 Then they put him on a stool and stuck a gun in his hand. 307 00:45:31,600 --> 00:45:36,200 Not shot, but laid down. 308 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:41,080 It hangs on the wall and takes up half of the apartment. 309 00:45:41,240 --> 00:45:44,760 We must duck, every time we pass by. 310 00:45:46,360 --> 00:45:49,080 Ollie! Ollie! 311 00:46:23,440 --> 00:46:26,800 - Where's the hat? - Can I get rid of the hat? 312 00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:31,600 Are you really smart? It should hold the hair tufts in place. 313 00:46:32,760 --> 00:46:36,240 - Go in and sell something. - Nobody wants anything. 314 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,800 Go inside. 315 00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,040 Chocolate, pastilles, cream buns. 316 00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:51,000 Nobody wants anything. Now start the movie. 317 00:47:06,680 --> 00:47:10,520 Ollie! Ollie! Ollie! 318 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:32,880 Move and strike. There are three minutes left. 319 00:47:33,040 --> 00:47:38,200 - The seconds must leave the ring. - Last round. 320 00:47:38,360 --> 00:47:40,960 Third round. 321 00:47:45,320 --> 00:47:47,120 Say! 322 00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:53,080 - One, two, three, four... - Up again, Sigge! 323 00:47:53,240 --> 00:47:57,760 ... five, six, seven. 324 00:48:01,080 --> 00:48:03,080 Box. 325 00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:24,280 Yes! 326 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:29,320 One, two, three, four, - 327 00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:32,640 - five, six, seven, - 328 00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,440 - eight, nine, ten, out! 329 00:48:43,480 --> 00:48:47,400 Say! Say! Say! 330 00:50:34,160 --> 00:50:39,880 Stop, I came first. In addition, the oldest have first right. 331 00:51:29,320 --> 00:51:31,960 Can we make it? 332 00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:38,280 We begin with the air alert, which sounds like this. 333 00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:48,680 are you sure that it is Stockholm? 334 00:52:01,560 --> 00:52:03,560 Viola! 335 00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:34,000 Viola, happy birthday. I happened on Nässjö. 336 00:52:34,160 --> 00:52:36,160 Viola! 337 00:52:37,960 --> 00:52:42,400 Hello with you. where is the lady 338 00:52:42,560 --> 00:52:47,280 - Did she run an errand? - Yes. 339 00:52:47,440 --> 00:52:51,640 Are you behind in English again? - Yes. 340 00:52:51,800 --> 00:52:54,600 No problem. You fix it. 341 00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,360 There was already a vase. All time. 342 00:53:50,680 --> 00:53:55,760 Tchaikovsky. Romeo and Juliet. 343 00:53:57,160 --> 00:54:01,760 - Her on the balcony. - Yes, I know that. 344 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:24,280 Pure gin. 345 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:28,200 Not crazy. 346 00:54:28,360 --> 00:54:32,520 You should have seen the drawings to my real inventions. 347 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:37,440 This is... These are just trifles. 348 00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:40,440 A little hocus pocus for the customers. 349 00:54:40,600 --> 00:54:45,920 But not without a show revenue-increasing effect. 350 00:54:46,080 --> 00:54:52,280 There is so much... You come up with so much. 351 00:54:52,440 --> 00:54:56,360 When you're behind the wheel. 352 00:54:57,400 --> 00:55:02,520 The roads in Göinge are so straight and boring. 353 00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:05,240 You have plenty of time. 354 00:55:05,400 --> 00:55:10,600 Lots of time when sitting up there among the fir trees. 355 00:55:11,600 --> 00:55:14,600 It's not very complicated. 356 00:55:14,760 --> 00:55:20,560 The supply is regulated with a small slider on the back. 357 00:55:20,720 --> 00:55:24,920 If you are traveling away or have transferred hasty New Year's resolutions, - 358 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,640 - then the supply is shut off and will open again on the second of January. 359 00:55:29,800 --> 00:55:36,120 Are you in? It's a breeze. These are peanuts. 360 00:55:36,280 --> 00:55:42,120 It's a little gimmick for the customers' fault, but it makes an impression. 361 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,880 In my profession, it's about to make an impression. 362 00:55:47,040 --> 00:55:51,760 Now take my name. My name is not that that is on the door sign. Kell. 363 00:55:51,920 --> 00:55:56,240 Kjell doesn't go. It's boring. No, damn it. 364 00:55:56,400 --> 00:56:00,040 My name is only Kjell according to the priest and the door sign. 365 00:56:00,200 --> 00:56:03,840 My real name is Frank. Frank for my clients. 366 00:56:04,000 --> 00:56:07,960 They will think of Sinatra, and then it's almost home. 367 00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:14,840 Everyone likes Sinatra, right? Musically, I prefer Mahler. 368 00:56:15,000 --> 00:56:19,640 And Beethoven's late works. The string quartets, "Grosse Fuge". 369 00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:27,000 These are good things. Cheers to Beethoven. 370 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:32,040 - Frank. And your name is... - Rise. 371 00:56:32,200 --> 00:56:36,480 Rise.Me Frank,you Rise. 372 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:17,080 SLEEP ON! KJELL IS IN KOLMÅRDEN! 373 00:57:23,120 --> 00:57:27,520 Good morning, Albert. Are others absent besides Stig? 374 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:30,920 Is Stig absent? I didn't know that. 375 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:34,920 I met his mother in the tram. 376 00:57:39,760 --> 00:57:46,760 Hello. We must hurry. Lunch break is almost over. 377 00:58:07,040 --> 00:58:09,680 - Are you done? - Yes. 378 00:58:09,840 --> 00:58:12,600 It's coming soon. 379 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,800 It grows, it grows. 380 00:58:34,800 --> 00:58:39,280 - Would you like some juice? - Yes, thank you. 381 00:58:47,360 --> 00:58:53,160 Think about what we talked about. Nylon stockings. 382 00:58:55,240 --> 00:59:00,280 - Nylon stockings. - The Yankees make parachutes out of it. 383 00:59:00,440 --> 00:59:05,760 It's like wrapping sandpaper about the thighs. The ladies are not that stupid. 384 00:59:05,920 --> 00:59:12,680 Where do the woolen socks come from? that warms the ladies' legs in winter? 385 00:59:12,840 --> 00:59:17,240 From the little curly lambs, who makes wool and says meh. 386 00:59:17,400 --> 00:59:21,200 - And where do the shoes come from? - From the cows. 387 00:59:21,360 --> 00:59:27,840 Yes. Muh! Yes, yes, yes. 388 00:59:28,880 --> 00:59:33,720 The cows that have milk under their bellies and leather on the back and says muh. 389 00:59:33,880 --> 00:59:39,800 And finally, we must not forget the industrious little silkworm. 390 00:59:39,960 --> 00:59:43,080 The crooked-eyed toiler from China. 391 00:59:43,240 --> 00:59:47,640 It is quiet by nature, - 392 00:59:47,800 --> 00:59:53,760 - but it wears and drags in the sweat of his face. 393 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:59,160 Not to mention the cotton, which stands in the fields of Alabama. 394 00:59:59,320 --> 01:00:02,280 What has all the materials in common? 395 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:05,920 Yes, they come from... 396 01:00:06,080 --> 01:00:09,080 - From... - From abroad. 397 01:00:10,720 --> 01:00:15,880 We have lambs and cows in Sweden. Damn it, Stig. 398 01:00:16,040 --> 01:00:19,520 - No, they come from... - From nature. 399 01:00:19,680 --> 01:00:23,240 Namely. They move. 400 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:28,000 They move and make sounds. Not all of them, but most. 401 01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:33,880 - They run and play like little ones. - The silkworms are probably in pupae. 402 01:00:34,040 --> 01:00:38,680 Yes, that's right, but the rest, the wool and the leather. 403 01:00:38,840 --> 01:00:42,480 They run and dance and play like little ones. 404 01:00:43,600 --> 01:00:47,760 Meh, meh. 405 01:00:47,920 --> 01:00:54,640 And where does nylon come from? Greased machines in the Pentagon. 406 01:00:55,520 --> 01:01:01,000 On top of that, it is a silent product. Nylon has no voice. 407 01:01:01,160 --> 01:01:06,400 It is not only unnatural. It is an abomination. 408 01:01:06,560 --> 01:01:10,720 It's a miscarriage. It's even worse. 409 01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:14,960 It is a ... It's a ... It's a ... 410 01:01:15,120 --> 01:01:19,120 - An anomaly. - Exactly. It is what it is. 411 01:01:19,280 --> 01:01:24,280 - That's what it is. A ... - Anomaly. 412 01:01:24,440 --> 01:01:28,160 It is what it is. Namely. Cheers to the wool. 413 01:01:30,320 --> 01:01:35,720 - Are you going to the cinema? What do they show? - "They died with their boots on". Flynn. 414 01:01:36,640 --> 01:01:39,440 - Cheers. - For the wool. 415 01:01:48,160 --> 01:01:50,960 Dad is at home. The hat. 416 01:01:56,360 --> 01:02:00,360 - Have you bought a gramophone record? - Now you have to listen. 417 01:02:00,520 --> 01:02:05,600 Was it expensive? Stig has bought a gramophone record. 418 01:02:05,760 --> 01:02:09,240 It's Sigge's gramophone. He must not use it. 419 01:02:09,400 --> 01:02:12,760 But he's at sea, Seymor. 420 01:02:26,120 --> 01:02:29,120 I'll hear more later. 421 01:02:32,880 --> 01:02:35,440 Shut the cat out! 422 01:02:38,440 --> 01:02:41,560 Shut the cat out! 423 01:02:45,960 --> 01:02:48,760 Can't you hear what I'm saying? 424 01:02:54,560 --> 01:02:57,640 That was damn it. 425 01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:03,040 - What are you doing, you old stodder? - What did you call me? 426 01:03:03,200 --> 01:03:07,120 - Old studs! Are you hard of hearing? - Stop it! 427 01:03:24,080 --> 01:03:27,200 What does the sock say? 428 01:03:39,240 --> 01:03:44,200 You don't need to explain if you don't insist. 429 01:03:45,120 --> 01:03:48,200 Sit down. 430 01:03:48,360 --> 01:03:51,160 Sit down! 431 01:03:56,280 --> 01:04:02,040 In Swedish or English? You must be fluent now. 432 01:04:05,560 --> 01:04:10,360 - Swedish, please. - Yes, yes, yes 433 01:04:11,520 --> 01:04:16,400 The young man asks himself, what the explanation is. 434 01:04:18,640 --> 01:04:20,880 The explanation. 435 01:04:21,040 --> 01:04:25,120 How can the husband keep calm? 436 01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:30,120 There are certain things, - 437 01:04:30,280 --> 01:04:35,680 - which must not be found in a certain place at a certain time. 438 01:04:35,840 --> 01:04:41,640 A women's garter for example. On top of that, violet. 439 01:04:41,800 --> 01:04:44,400 Where must it lie, - 440 01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:48,360 - when the business traveler returns home after a week on the road? 441 01:04:48,520 --> 01:04:51,120 In the back seat of his car. 442 01:04:51,280 --> 01:04:57,600 If it is still there, Who can't find it? 443 01:04:57,760 --> 01:05:00,400 The wife of course. 444 01:05:03,680 --> 01:05:08,760 Wrong thing, wrong place, wrong person, wrong time. 445 01:05:10,360 --> 01:05:12,400 Well... 446 01:05:14,960 --> 01:05:18,360 After all, he deals in women's underwear. 447 01:05:19,440 --> 01:05:24,280 Can't get the garter from the sample collection? 448 01:05:24,440 --> 01:05:27,840 No. No. 449 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:32,880 No, it couldn't. 450 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:37,120 It was used. 451 01:05:38,240 --> 01:05:41,000 I big idiot! 452 01:05:41,160 --> 01:05:47,360 That garter cost me a son. It could not be undone. 453 01:05:47,520 --> 01:05:51,520 A week after the wedding. 454 01:05:51,680 --> 01:05:55,720 It was also violet. The color of sin. 455 01:05:57,120 --> 01:06:01,480 It's the booze's fault, of course. 456 01:06:01,640 --> 01:06:06,640 You don't know what you're doing have done or will do. 457 01:06:08,360 --> 01:06:12,080 It's the flavor it's crazy about. It tastes too good. 458 01:06:37,720 --> 01:06:40,960 Hi Sticko. How is it going? I feel good. 459 01:06:41,120 --> 01:06:44,520 Next Thursday there is a match again. Hugs from Sigge. 460 01:08:44,240 --> 01:08:49,360 It's the same... It's the same language. 461 01:08:52,000 --> 01:08:55,720 I can't make it happen to hang together. 462 01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:59,960 I can't make it happen to hang together. 463 01:09:00,840 --> 01:09:04,080 I can't make it happen to hang together. 464 01:09:07,360 --> 01:09:10,920 I can't make it happen to hang together. 465 01:09:22,200 --> 01:09:25,320 I can't make it happen to hang together. 466 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,520 I can't make it happen to stick together! 467 01:09:41,400 --> 01:09:47,920 Rules for the abstinence week. Avoid hotel restaurants. 468 01:09:49,040 --> 01:09:53,440 You have to sleep in a hotel, but avoid the restaurants. 469 01:09:54,320 --> 01:09:59,400 Imagine "Lily of the Lily's Farewell" fillet of a dusty crotrio, - 470 01:09:59,560 --> 01:10:02,640 - when sitting and hunger for Mahler. 471 01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:07,600 Then it's tempting to order three schnapps - 472 01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:10,920 - to rinse the misery down with. 473 01:10:11,080 --> 01:10:14,920 They also have scales on their collars, all three. 474 01:10:21,920 --> 01:10:25,160 There they were. 475 01:10:28,640 --> 01:10:31,560 Emil, Emil! 476 01:10:35,120 --> 01:10:37,120 One more time. 477 01:10:38,680 --> 01:10:42,880 There it comes. Shoot! 478 01:10:45,400 --> 01:10:47,400 Shoot, Emil! 479 01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:26,320 Shall we toast? 480 01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:30,040 - Cheers. - Cheers and welcome. 481 01:11:31,920 --> 01:11:37,320 - More gifts, Stina. - There is no name on it. 482 01:11:37,480 --> 01:11:41,000 Do I have an unknown admirer here? 483 01:11:41,160 --> 01:11:43,560 Take care, Seymour. 484 01:11:53,040 --> 01:11:57,040 - What are you going to use it for? - I don't understand anything. 485 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:25,600 - What was so funny about that duck? - It's a family secret. 486 01:12:25,760 --> 01:12:30,240 - Don't you want to play a little more, Kurt? - Yes, do it. 487 01:12:35,520 --> 01:12:38,880 - Come on, I'll show you something. - What is it? 488 01:12:48,320 --> 01:12:52,800 - What are you going to show me? - You'll see. 489 01:12:57,400 --> 01:13:01,920 Stay there. You must not look before I say. 490 01:13:24,720 --> 01:13:28,120 Now you have to look. 491 01:13:28,280 --> 01:13:31,480 You can do what you want with me. 492 01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:35,200 Don't be shy. This is what a woman looks like. 493 01:13:37,160 --> 01:13:40,760 I have thought of everything. I locked the door. 494 01:13:40,920 --> 01:13:45,720 The others will not come right away. You saw for yourself how many cakes there were. 495 01:13:45,880 --> 01:13:49,720 You should not be worried for the followers. See here. 496 01:13:51,080 --> 01:13:54,600 It says on the package, how to do. 497 01:13:56,320 --> 01:14:00,920 I have thought of everything. If there is a lot of blood. 498 01:14:09,920 --> 01:14:12,160 I ... 499 01:14:14,960 --> 01:14:17,960 If I could explain it, but… 500 01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:30,080 - If I could only explain it. - You don't need to. Just go. 501 01:14:30,240 --> 01:14:35,240 If your mother asks for me, so say I've eaten too much cake. 502 01:14:42,160 --> 01:14:47,040 - Listen, now I found the quote. - I want to hear this now. 503 01:14:47,200 --> 01:14:50,760 - Just turn it down a bit. - I want it that way. 504 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:05,400 What are you really going to do with Frank? Why did you get married? 505 01:15:05,560 --> 01:15:10,080 He is my hostage. Frank is a hostage I once took. 506 01:15:13,040 --> 01:15:18,600 You should have seen all the young men. My waiting knights. 507 01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:24,000 They thought before they spoke, so the mouth often remained closed. 508 01:15:24,160 --> 01:15:29,640 It was the waiting suits. They were completely empty-headed. 509 01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:34,080 Then there were those I called the waiting scoundrels. 510 01:15:34,240 --> 01:15:37,160 They were just after daddy's money. 511 01:15:37,320 --> 01:15:43,080 When Frank made his entrance, you should have seen the faces of the monsters. 512 01:15:43,240 --> 01:15:47,640 Suddenly there was a breath of fresh air, and they couldn't handle that. 513 01:15:47,800 --> 01:15:52,040 But I got air and began to breathe. 514 01:15:53,400 --> 01:15:56,120 But now the air is used up. 515 01:15:56,280 --> 01:16:00,280 Aren't you going to release your hostage? Why don't you get divorced? 516 01:16:00,440 --> 01:16:05,320 He needs someone to come home to, even though I'm not here. 517 01:16:05,480 --> 01:16:09,000 You have seen that yourself. Otherwise he succumbs. 518 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:12,040 Are you sure about that? 519 01:16:21,640 --> 01:16:25,080 I know where you can buy cheap condoms. 520 01:16:25,240 --> 01:16:29,400 If you buy 500, you can get them at half price. 521 01:16:29,560 --> 01:16:34,440 What are you going to do with 500 condoms? You don't need one condom. 522 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:38,800 For storage. If you bowl three times a day, - 523 01:16:38,960 --> 01:16:43,120 - then they are used in less than half a year. 524 01:16:44,960 --> 01:16:51,080 Only rabbits bowl three times a day and they don't use condoms. 525 01:16:51,240 --> 01:16:54,520 There is no compulsion to buy. 526 01:17:10,560 --> 01:17:15,760 - You were supposed to be abstinent. - Yes, but I have a good reason. 527 01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:21,840 You come to a house of sorrow. There should be spruce on the stairs. 528 01:17:22,000 --> 01:17:28,440 The gramophone plays appropriate music. "Kindertottenlieder", Mahler. 529 01:17:30,520 --> 01:17:32,560 NYLON HYSTERIA IN AMERICA 530 01:17:34,400 --> 01:17:37,080 - "The tote." - What? 531 01:17:37,240 --> 01:17:42,960 It's called "the tote". It's not Hottentots. 532 01:17:43,120 --> 01:17:46,480 I don't know German. 533 01:17:47,480 --> 01:17:51,800 But I can hear that sounds sad. 534 01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:59,200 - Child death, "Kindertoten." - Yes, yes, yes. 535 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:03,280 "Toten" or "totten". At least they're dead. 536 01:18:17,760 --> 01:18:22,160 - "Nylon Hysteria in America." - It will be here soon. 537 01:18:22,320 --> 01:18:27,000 - It is a matter of time. - Maybe it's a day fly. 538 01:18:27,160 --> 01:18:30,600 - It will pass. - No, no, no. 539 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:35,120 If the ladies want to wrap sandpaper about the thighs, then nothing can stop them. 540 01:18:35,280 --> 01:18:39,160 It's sad they don't know better but i just mean... 541 01:18:39,320 --> 01:18:44,640 Do you think I should crawl to the cross and start selling sandpaper? 542 01:18:45,400 --> 01:18:48,960 Never. Never! 543 01:18:49,120 --> 01:18:52,200 It's not about money. 544 01:18:52,360 --> 01:18:57,440 It would be a... It would be a... 545 01:18:57,600 --> 01:19:01,360 - An anomaly. - Exactly. 546 01:19:07,080 --> 01:19:09,480 But... 547 01:19:21,720 --> 01:19:24,240 Although... 548 01:19:25,560 --> 01:19:30,280 - Although what? - In any case, it's too late. 549 01:19:30,440 --> 01:19:34,560 Why would it be too late? What have you done? 550 01:19:34,720 --> 01:19:38,400 Go down into the basement and look. 551 01:19:38,560 --> 01:19:40,760 Do you think that... 552 01:19:40,920 --> 01:19:44,560 Do you remember that batch of wool pants? 553 01:19:44,720 --> 01:19:50,760 Yes, on Lundavägen. Suspiciously cheap. Did you hit? 554 01:19:50,920 --> 01:19:53,400 I couldn't help it. 555 01:19:53,560 --> 01:19:57,200 - Was it a big party? - There was not enough space in the basement. 556 01:19:57,360 --> 01:20:03,360 - Did you have to rent the neighbor's basement? - No, it was full. 557 01:20:04,480 --> 01:20:11,160 Who did you rent from? I'm thinking on the price. Whose basement have you rented? 558 01:20:11,320 --> 01:20:14,960 You probably haven't rented... 559 01:20:16,440 --> 01:20:20,120 - What? - Yes, it was Goat's. 560 01:20:21,200 --> 01:20:23,600 Not Goat's. 561 01:20:25,120 --> 01:20:27,640 Yes, it was Goat's. 562 01:20:48,360 --> 01:20:52,440 But that's not all. 563 01:20:52,600 --> 01:20:57,520 What do you mean? One more batch at a bargain price? 564 01:20:57,680 --> 01:21:01,680 - Yes, but not wool. - No, not wool. 565 01:21:01,840 --> 01:21:04,840 So what could it be? Not silk. 566 01:21:05,000 --> 01:21:08,920 Why not silk? 567 01:21:09,080 --> 01:21:12,520 No, why not silk. Was it silk? 568 01:21:15,920 --> 01:21:21,600 - Feinberger in Väster. - And the Goat's cellar was full of wool. 569 01:21:22,640 --> 01:21:29,360 - You could barely close the door. - So you had to hire one more for the silk. 570 01:21:29,520 --> 01:21:34,520 - Yes, and so what? - Karl Ohlsson's at a usurious price? 571 01:21:34,680 --> 01:21:38,280 It was more expensive than Goat's. 572 01:21:38,440 --> 01:21:42,360 There was so much crap down there. It was full of shit. 573 01:21:42,520 --> 01:21:46,920 I had to empty it. It was a hell of a job. 574 01:21:47,080 --> 01:21:51,360 I would like to know what their bedroom looks like. 575 01:21:51,520 --> 01:21:58,120 The bitch makes juice and jam every single day of the week. 576 01:25:08,040 --> 01:25:12,400 - I wrote the sentence after all. - Do as I say. 577 01:25:40,240 --> 01:25:43,760 THE COAST IS READY 19.30 578 01:25:55,640 --> 01:26:00,000 - Can I go to the bathroom, miss? - Yes. 579 01:26:06,880 --> 01:26:09,200 One, two, three, four. 580 01:26:09,360 --> 01:26:14,840 GIRLS 581 01:26:15,000 --> 01:26:21,520 ... two, three, four, five, six. One, two, three, four, five, six. 582 01:26:21,680 --> 01:26:28,320 One, two, three, four, five, stop. Left about. 583 01:26:28,480 --> 01:26:31,680 - End for today. - Thank you for today. 584 01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:48,360 - The turtle hasn't done anything? - You promised it. 585 01:26:48,520 --> 01:26:53,840 I wasn't talking about Stig. I was talking about the turtle. 586 01:26:55,400 --> 01:26:58,240 - At least you've learned something. - What? 587 01:26:58,400 --> 01:27:02,640 - You talk like them up there now. - What's the point? 588 01:27:02,800 --> 01:27:06,720 You can speak Stockholm with the turtle. 589 01:27:26,080 --> 01:27:31,080 GET TO THE Plinth STEP UP 590 01:27:33,320 --> 01:27:37,200 Didn't you go to the bathroom? There is a vacancy now. 591 01:27:37,360 --> 01:27:41,080 - I've already been. - Just in case. 592 01:27:43,600 --> 01:27:45,720 You are right about that. 593 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:57,320 Welcome on board. 594 01:28:04,600 --> 01:28:07,600 Where did she go? 595 01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:12,520 It's weird. Without his clothes. 596 01:28:27,800 --> 01:28:31,880 Damn it. We just have to ride along. 597 01:29:38,880 --> 01:29:42,160 - Where did you learn all that? - At work. 598 01:29:42,320 --> 01:29:47,560 I sell chocolate in the cinema. Movie kisses and stuff like that. 599 01:30:27,520 --> 01:30:30,840 I am so happy. 600 01:30:31,000 --> 01:30:35,640 I will name some of them, so that you may understand, - 601 01:30:35,800 --> 01:30:41,440 - how carefully the men from the Wolf are being looked for. 602 01:30:45,680 --> 01:30:48,560 - Are you sweating? - I wonder if not. 603 01:30:48,720 --> 01:30:53,440 Everyone in the factory wanted the windows open except her Holm. 604 01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:57,560 She can't stand air. They have been closed all day. 605 01:30:57,720 --> 01:31:02,600 We get milk for dinner. I exchanged coupons with Svea. 606 01:31:02,760 --> 01:31:06,560 Viktor Rydbergs is famous. Six letters. 607 01:31:07,440 --> 01:31:09,840 The goblin. 608 01:31:11,920 --> 01:31:14,800 You knew that well. 609 01:31:18,280 --> 01:31:22,240 You have to make sure you get milk. There is lime in it. 610 01:31:22,400 --> 01:31:28,000 - Predators of three letters with L. - Wolf. You knew that too. 611 01:31:28,160 --> 01:31:31,920 - I didn't think of that. - You were always given milk as children. 612 01:31:32,080 --> 01:31:35,000 That is why you and Sigge are so slender. 613 01:31:35,160 --> 01:31:39,840 All the children who did not get milk, are swaybacked. 614 01:31:40,000 --> 01:31:44,120 - What is there? - Nothing. 615 01:31:44,280 --> 01:31:49,760 That's why she boxes so well. That is the dairy's profit. 616 01:31:49,920 --> 01:31:52,960 I unpack the goods. 617 01:31:55,720 --> 01:31:58,800 The authorities have taken over the boat. 618 01:31:58,960 --> 01:32:05,440 It plays a big role. It is equipped with sonar. 619 01:32:05,600 --> 01:32:10,520 In these waters the cruiser Baria ... is also seen 620 01:32:11,680 --> 01:32:15,400 A wolf gape. The wolf. 621 01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:22,280 There you can see the big one former customs boat Odin. 622 01:32:24,200 --> 01:32:29,960 - What's the matter with you? - There is nothing. Why... 623 01:32:30,120 --> 01:32:35,040 You looked like you knew to pass out. Puberty. 624 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:40,360 Sven Jerring reported from the salvage vessel Belos. 625 01:33:02,160 --> 01:33:05,160 - No. - Is there an adult at home? 626 01:33:05,320 --> 01:33:08,120 No, there's only me. 627 01:33:10,440 --> 01:33:14,080 I want to stay here until you read it. 628 01:33:23,680 --> 01:33:29,160 The submarine Ulven has today completed exercise at sea off... 629 01:33:31,880 --> 01:33:34,400 Is everything okay? 630 01:33:38,120 --> 01:33:41,120 I close the door. 631 01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:24,160 Here comes a report from the rescue work on the west coast. 632 01:34:24,320 --> 01:34:29,440 Here is Belos. I have nothing positive to announce ... 633 01:34:37,960 --> 01:34:40,840 I can do that. 634 01:34:41,840 --> 01:34:46,080 - Do you want to help? - I usually help out. 635 01:35:08,480 --> 01:35:12,880 Something has happened that will be reported on the radio. 636 01:35:13,040 --> 01:35:16,560 How long have you known? 637 01:35:16,720 --> 01:35:21,080 Why haven't you said something to me? 638 01:35:21,240 --> 01:35:23,960 Why haven't you said anything? 639 01:35:24,120 --> 01:35:30,360 Sit down. I didn't know anything before we solved the cross quest. 640 01:35:30,520 --> 01:35:33,960 - Predator in three letters. - With L. 641 01:35:34,120 --> 01:35:37,080 Then it hit me. I picked up Sigge's letter. 642 01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:41,480 We've always had a code. From the children's pages. 643 01:35:41,640 --> 01:35:45,480 You draw from dot to dot, and then it becomes a picture. 644 01:35:45,640 --> 01:35:49,160 - Do you remember the giraffes? - The giraffes? 645 01:35:49,320 --> 01:35:53,760 It always used to be giraffes, but it turned out to be a wolf's gap. 646 01:35:53,920 --> 01:35:59,160 Then I understood that he had gotten duty on the cursed submarine. 647 01:35:59,320 --> 01:36:04,320 - I didn't know anything before then. - Why haven't we been notified? 648 01:36:04,480 --> 01:36:08,840 We got that too. A man came with a telegram. 649 01:36:09,000 --> 01:36:13,240 I couldn't... Sorry, mom. 650 01:36:13,400 --> 01:36:17,160 I would say it several times, but i couldn't. 651 01:36:17,320 --> 01:36:23,400 I thought you didn't have to to worry you unnecessarily. 652 01:36:23,560 --> 01:36:28,000 Take it easy, mom. They have put all the boats in. 653 01:36:28,160 --> 01:36:31,960 - All the boats are heading now. - All the boats are heading now. 654 01:37:08,040 --> 01:37:11,440 A ticket. Farthest back in the hall. 655 01:37:11,600 --> 01:37:14,440 Yes. It will be 1.50. 656 01:37:19,760 --> 01:37:23,480 Lieutenant von Döbeln in his own high person. 657 01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:27,600 Are you ready to give flog the French at Hamburg? 658 01:37:27,760 --> 01:37:30,520 It's been 30 years since my first stroke. 659 01:37:30,680 --> 01:37:36,440 Now you have to beg the headquarters to smell a little gunpowder smoke. 660 01:37:36,600 --> 01:37:39,480 There probably won't be trouble. 661 01:37:39,640 --> 01:37:44,920 - I'll see if I can find him. - Don't bring shame on your uncle. 662 01:37:45,080 --> 01:37:48,920 From headquarters to General von Döbeln. 663 01:37:49,080 --> 01:37:52,120 Please seal this. 664 01:38:13,360 --> 01:38:19,000 - Allow me to explain. - I don't want to talk about it. 665 01:38:19,160 --> 01:38:23,440 - It wasn't meant to be. - I never want to see you again. 666 01:38:23,600 --> 01:38:30,400 Wish you moved. Otherwise we have to move, so that one does not risk meeting you. 667 01:38:49,840 --> 01:38:52,400 The door is open! 668 01:38:59,360 --> 01:39:02,160 - We have to talk. - Do you see it? 669 01:39:02,320 --> 01:39:04,760 We have to talk together. 670 01:39:04,920 --> 01:39:10,000 Do you see it? A rare guest in my home. 671 01:39:10,840 --> 01:39:15,000 Give me the glass. Be careful, you can cut yourself. 672 01:39:17,080 --> 01:39:21,720 Don't you want to? No numbers with the little miss today? 673 01:39:21,880 --> 01:39:26,040 No practical biology lesson? 674 01:39:26,200 --> 01:39:29,840 Does it no longer suit you? 675 01:39:30,000 --> 01:39:32,520 What? 676 01:39:33,920 --> 01:39:37,200 Not in the mood to skip? 677 01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:41,560 I'll fucking show you. 678 01:39:54,800 --> 01:39:57,200 Button up. 679 01:39:58,480 --> 01:40:03,000 Did you hear what I said? Button up. 680 01:40:03,160 --> 01:40:07,360 Button up! Just then up. 681 01:40:08,480 --> 01:40:12,960 Button up and take it off. 682 01:40:13,120 --> 01:40:17,120 Take it off. Take it off. 683 01:40:18,040 --> 01:40:21,440 Do you hear what I'm saying? Take it off! 684 01:40:21,600 --> 01:40:26,520 Take it off. Like yes. Also the bra. 685 01:40:26,680 --> 01:40:31,320 Button up. No cheating. You know exactly how to do it. 686 01:40:31,480 --> 01:40:36,000 Button it up. Like yes. Up with the hook. 687 01:40:37,440 --> 01:40:40,280 - Drop it! - Drop it! 688 01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:50,520 Like yes. So what do we have here? So what do we have here? 689 01:40:50,680 --> 01:40:53,560 So what do we have here? 690 01:40:55,640 --> 01:41:00,480 Do not play with the food. The appetizer first. 691 01:41:01,480 --> 01:41:05,320 You haven't forgotten table manners, have you? 692 01:42:18,080 --> 01:42:22,200 I want to talk to you. I need some advice. 693 01:42:22,360 --> 01:42:24,880 I'm listening. 694 01:42:25,040 --> 01:42:29,280 I have had problems with a student over a longer period of time. 695 01:42:31,600 --> 01:42:34,400 Do you want to stay, Stig? 696 01:42:46,040 --> 01:42:50,040 - It doesn't work after that with the bottle. - What do you mean? 697 01:42:50,200 --> 01:42:53,400 I have to dump you. 698 01:42:53,560 --> 01:42:57,880 - So we won't be followed. - What the hell do you mean? 699 01:42:58,040 --> 01:43:01,440 We won't get to to be followed in the next class. 700 01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:08,120 The official explanation will be repeated absences without a note. 701 01:43:08,280 --> 01:43:13,840 In addition, blank tests in my subjects, which I have taken very badly. 702 01:43:15,080 --> 01:43:19,200 That's the official explanation. The unofficial one is, - 703 01:43:19,360 --> 01:43:23,360 - that I can't to have you in the classroom. 704 01:43:27,440 --> 01:43:32,160 This is an educational institution and not a rabbit farm. 705 01:43:43,040 --> 01:43:45,440 Wait! 706 01:43:53,880 --> 01:43:58,320 Why are you lying? You know, why I was absent. 707 01:43:58,480 --> 01:44:03,040 I lay in your bed waiting for, that you came home and had a blast. 708 01:44:03,200 --> 01:44:07,480 - I don't want you to talk like that. - What? 709 01:44:07,640 --> 01:44:12,520 Do you think it was something special? It was ordinary bangs. 710 01:44:12,680 --> 01:44:14,920 Shut up! 711 01:44:15,080 --> 01:44:19,120 - Aren't you afraid I'm gossiping? - Who would believe you? 712 01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:47,440 are you kind to leave the classroom? 713 01:44:49,720 --> 01:44:51,120 Albert. 714 01:44:55,400 --> 01:45:00,520 Get up. It has been a difficult decision to make. 715 01:45:00,680 --> 01:45:05,720 Your family's circumstances taken into account. 716 01:45:06,640 --> 01:45:12,280 But none the less then we have unanimously decided, - 717 01:45:12,440 --> 01:45:15,920 - that you have to go over this school year. 718 01:45:16,080 --> 01:45:21,920 We do not perceive it as a punishment, but as an advantage. 719 01:45:22,080 --> 01:45:27,280 We will make sure that when you leave your old school, - 720 01:45:27,440 --> 01:45:32,840 - then you get all that with you into life as it has to give you. 721 01:45:33,000 --> 01:45:38,320 We want you to be ready to fly, when you leave the nest. 722 01:46:27,360 --> 01:46:30,680 And then she removed the numbers. 723 01:47:03,040 --> 01:47:07,920 How much did you drink? How much did you drink? 724 01:47:08,080 --> 01:47:13,560 - I can take it off. - No, keep it on. Sit down. 725 01:47:30,200 --> 01:47:34,760 - It's the taste it's crazy about. - You know she's lying. 726 01:47:34,920 --> 01:47:38,960 You know why I hadn't a note all those times. 727 01:47:39,120 --> 01:47:41,520 I need your help. 728 01:47:41,680 --> 01:47:45,200 - May I offer something? - You can offer the truth. 729 01:47:45,360 --> 01:47:49,200 You know she lies worse, than a horse can run. 730 01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:54,520 Talk to her, Frank or Kjell, or whatever the hell your name is. 731 01:47:54,680 --> 01:47:57,080 You must... 732 01:48:00,040 --> 01:48:05,480 You don't have to make it official, but you must be able to talk to her. 733 01:48:07,160 --> 01:48:10,480 Can't you do anything? 734 01:48:21,040 --> 01:48:27,920 Do whatever it takes to be able to come to the piss once a year? 735 01:48:37,000 --> 01:48:42,720 There is nothing left. She is completely worn out between the legs. 736 01:48:51,400 --> 01:48:55,240 "The storks saw us here in Scania." 737 01:49:00,880 --> 01:49:03,280 Sit down. 738 01:49:06,640 --> 01:49:09,360 Get up. 739 01:49:09,520 --> 01:49:12,360 It's his brother. They have found the Wolf. 740 01:49:41,400 --> 01:49:46,280 - It's a fortress, isn't it? - Can you see the fortress, Elf? 741 01:49:46,440 --> 01:49:50,760 - Two damaged engines. - It's on its way here. 742 01:49:50,920 --> 01:49:54,200 It's heading straight here. 743 01:50:16,920 --> 01:50:19,760 It's gasoline. 744 01:50:20,920 --> 01:50:25,880 - It's burning. - Was it the cloth from 3.B? 745 01:50:30,800 --> 01:50:33,360 I think it's broken! 746 01:50:47,760 --> 01:50:53,720 Emptying is fast. Now the puzzle will about the downfall of the Wolf being revealed. 747 01:50:53,880 --> 01:50:57,480 A mine has blown a hole in the bottom of the hull. 748 01:50:57,640 --> 01:51:03,640 The hull was almost broken in two. The fracture is fully visible. 749 01:51:03,800 --> 01:51:08,000 Unbelievable, the submarine didn't go over during the salvage work. 750 01:51:08,160 --> 01:51:11,920 The wolf was filled with water and sank to the bottom. 751 01:51:12,080 --> 01:51:18,480 A rock pressed the bow. The blast must have been terrible. 752 01:51:18,640 --> 01:51:24,680 For the last time we see the name Wolf on a Swedish naval vessel. 753 01:51:24,840 --> 01:51:28,040 The 33 crew members became the mountain. 754 01:51:28,200 --> 01:51:33,000 A crane lifted them one by one down on one of the navy's houseboats. 755 01:51:33,160 --> 01:51:36,200 The dead were identified there. 756 01:51:36,360 --> 01:51:41,520 The Medical Commission could identify all without doubt. 757 01:51:46,520 --> 01:51:51,240 Now I've rewinded - 758 01:51:51,400 --> 01:51:57,920 - and played this weekly review for you about twenty times. 759 01:51:59,280 --> 01:52:02,720 Now I go up and switch off. 760 01:52:02,880 --> 01:52:06,600 And then we go home. 761 01:52:06,760 --> 01:52:10,120 It's probably best. 762 01:54:08,480 --> 01:54:15,480 One day only one moment at atime 763 01:54:15,640 --> 01:54:21,720 what a comfort whatever must happen 764 01:54:21,880 --> 01:54:29,160 everything rests in my Father's hands 765 01:54:29,320 --> 01:54:35,640 should I worry as a child 766 01:54:36,520 --> 01:54:43,800 he who carries for me a Father's heart 767 01:54:43,960 --> 01:54:49,960 he who bestows every newborn day 768 01:54:51,320 --> 01:54:58,440 what is cut off from us of joy and pain 769 01:54:58,600 --> 01:55:05,200 adversity rest and pleasure 770 01:55:32,000 --> 01:55:34,600 It must be "neg". 771 01:55:35,600 --> 01:55:39,720 We would have written a note, if you had only asked. 772 01:55:39,880 --> 01:55:43,840 If you were tired after all that night work. 773 01:55:44,880 --> 01:55:49,120 It's only a matter of time, before "Ra" appears. 774 01:55:50,560 --> 01:55:53,760 - Night work? - Yes. 775 01:55:53,920 --> 01:55:57,480 Sometimes you came home first, after we had gone to bed. 776 01:55:57,640 --> 01:56:02,280 I didn't see a single sick note, or whatever it's called. 777 01:56:02,440 --> 01:56:04,840 Certificate of absence. 778 01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:09,280 I can't forgive myself. Some mornings you looked dead tired. 779 01:56:09,440 --> 01:56:14,200 We shouldn't have let you work in the cinema every night. 780 01:56:16,560 --> 01:56:19,280 What's up, Stig? 781 01:56:21,320 --> 01:56:25,920 - What is it? - Not that. There is also something else. 782 01:56:26,080 --> 01:56:29,200 In addition to Sigge and the school. 783 01:56:30,320 --> 01:56:34,600 You can tell me. I am your mother. 784 01:56:38,720 --> 01:56:41,280 Another time. 785 01:56:42,520 --> 01:56:46,320 When you're a little older and more sensible. 786 01:56:59,320 --> 01:57:01,920 where is father 787 01:57:13,600 --> 01:57:20,240 One day only one moment at atime 788 01:57:20,400 --> 01:57:26,920 what a comfort whatever must happen 789 01:57:28,560 --> 01:57:34,200 what comfort whatever ... 790 01:57:44,760 --> 01:57:47,560 Urban Sahlin. 791 01:57:59,560 --> 01:58:02,440 Stig Santesson. 792 01:58:05,280 --> 01:58:08,280 Stig Santesson. 793 01:58:09,720 --> 01:58:12,640 Not present. 794 01:58:12,800 --> 01:58:15,840 Karl-Erik Schön. 795 01:59:04,080 --> 01:59:06,760 Karl-Erik Schön. 796 01:59:22,600 --> 01:59:24,800 Ingvar Thunell. 797 01:59:33,520 --> 01:59:37,440 THE FEAR OF GOD IS THE BEGINNING OF KNOWLEDGE 798 02:03:48,200 --> 02:03:51,200 Translation: Louise Munk Alminde